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FeelGoodPT916
01-08-2007, 07:04 PM
Redneck Medical Terms <p><B>Benign </B> What you are after your eight. <br><B>Artery</B> The study of Paintings. <br><B>Bacteria </B> Back door of the cafeteria. <br><B>Barium </B> What doctors do when patients die. <br><B>Cesarean Section</B> A neighborhood in Rome. <br><B>CATscan</B> Searching for the kitty. <br><B>Cauterize</B> Made Eye contact with her. <br><B>Colic</B> A sheep dog. <br><B>Coma</B> A punctuation mark. <br><B>D&C</B> Where Washington is. <br><B>Dilated</B> To live long <br><B>Enema</B> Not a friend. <br><B>Fester</B> Quicker than someone else. <br><B>Fibula</B> A small fee. <br><B>Genital</B> Non-Jewish person. <br><B>G.I Series</B> World Series of Military Baseball. <br><B>Hangnail</B> What you hang your coat on. <br><B>Impotent </B> Distinguished, well known. <br><B>Labor Pain</B> Getting hurt at work. <br><B>Medical Staff</B> A Doctor's cane. <br><B>Morbid </B> A higher offer that I bid. <br><B>Nitrates</B> Cheaper than day rates. <br><B>Node </B> I knew it. <br><B>Outpatient</B> A person who has fainted. <br><B>Pap Smear</B> A fatherhood test. <br><B>Post operative</B> A letter carrier <br><B>Recovery Room</B> Place to do upholstering. <br><B>Rectum</B> Damn near killed him. <br><B>Secretion</B> Hiding something . <br><B>Seizures</B> Roman emperor. <br><B>Tablet</B> A small table. <br><B>Terminal Illness</B> Getting sick at the airport. <br><B>Tumor</B> More than one. <br><B>Urine</B> Opposite of you're out. <br>

PLAGUED
01-08-2007, 08:10 PM
LOL...<p>I havent seen this before.

TIFOSI
01-08-2007, 09:05 PM
Not bad

Major
01-08-2007, 10:03 PM
hahah good shit

Blang
01-09-2007, 11:10 PM
Bahahah I loved em....just needs some more in there to keep the giggle going

flatbrokehatch
01-10-2007, 09:07 PM
hahah...I found a site like 3-4 years ago that had lists like these for alot of stuff...like Baseball players names...Car parts...etc.

The Droogan Leader
01-10-2007, 09:18 PM
Urine - The opposite of your out<p>LOL

Landon Peters
01-11-2007, 05:38 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>MajorPayne</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">hahah good shit</TD></TR></TABLE>

Splat
01-11-2007, 05:52 PM
Nice <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">

Deryk Peters
01-11-2007, 05:52 PM
lol

FeelGoodPT916
01-11-2007, 08:24 PM
Just showed them to my Pharmacy Tech. Instructor. He is crackin up.

Landon Peters
01-11-2007, 08:48 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>FeelGoodPT916</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Just showed them to my Pharmacy Tech. Instructor. He is crackin up.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>How is that going anyways man?

Deryk Peters
01-11-2007, 08:48 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>FeelGoodPT916</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Just showed them to my Pharmacy Tech. Instructor. He is crackin up.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>How much do you folks make?

FeelGoodPT916
01-11-2007, 08:49 PM
Meh... Its good. Easy, boring. I just typed up the review for tomorrows test for the entire class.<p>Now I am bugging them to give me the answers since I typed it.

Deryk Peters
01-11-2007, 08:49 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>FeelGoodPT916</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Meh... Its good. Easy, boring. I just typed up the review for tomorrows test for the entire class.<p>Now I am bugging them to give me the answers since I typed it.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>lmao. Most of my college teachers have been really easy and laid back.

Landon Peters
01-11-2007, 08:50 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>FeelGoodPT916</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Meh... Its good. Easy, boring. I just typed up the review for tomorrows test for the entire class.<p>Now I am bugging them to give me the answers since I typed it.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Now's the time to get that girl for next month man. Ass for answers. We already have, ATM, FTW, FTL, PHDTS, TTIWWOP. Why not AFA?

FeelGoodPT916
01-11-2007, 08:51 PM
Right now I don't make shit. LoL. hust in school. $12,000.<p>I know some Wal-Greens start at $15/hr.<p>Out-Patient care is like $15-20/hr<p>In-Patient, like chemotherapy, is like 25-30/hr starting

Landon Peters
01-11-2007, 08:52 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>FeelGoodPT916</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Right now I don't make shit. LoL. hust in school. $12,000.<p>I know some Wal-Greens start at $15/hr.<p>Out-Patient care is like $15-20/hr<p>In-Patient, like chemotherapy, is like 25-30/hr starting</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Funny story about a guy I know locally doing pharmacy stuff. The place where he works now, offered him a job at XX.XX an hour. Well, at that time it was enough to finance an 05 STi. Well, too bad he didn't get it in writing. Get's the job, and it's not even 1/2 of what they promised him.<p>Fucking owned.

FeelGoodPT916
01-11-2007, 08:54 PM
Sucks to be him ! I have National, Life time job placement. So I get EVERYTHING in writing like a month before.

Landon Peters
01-11-2007, 08:54 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>FeelGoodPT916</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Sucks to be him ! I have National, Life time job placement. So I get EVERYTHING in writing like a month before.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Yeah, I am so scared to complete my major. Lol, shitty deal <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emhammer.gif" BORDER="0"> time.

Deryk Peters
01-11-2007, 08:56 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Backk InTheDA</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>Funny story about a guy I know locally doing pharmacy stuff. The place where he works now, offered him a job at XX.XX an hour. Well, at that time it was enough to finance an 05 STi. Well, too bad he didn't get it in writing. Get's the job, and it's not even 1/2 of what they promised him.<p>Fucking owned.</TD></TR></TABLE>]<p>I hate that kid.

Landon Peters
01-11-2007, 08:58 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>JDM-EJ1</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">]<p>I hate that kid.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Tool <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emhammer.gif" BORDER="0">

Sarge
01-11-2007, 09:52 PM
Node - I knew it. <p>Thats funny riiight thare <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">

Deryk Peters
01-11-2007, 10:00 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>LowSlow93Sol</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Node - I knew it. <p>Thats funny riiight thare <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>That's one of the few I don't get. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1//smile/emcrook.gif" BORDER="0">

Sarge
01-11-2007, 10:10 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>JDM-EJ1</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">That's one of the few I don't get. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1//smile/emcrook.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>You have to be from the country.<p>Besides I node you were right all along.<br>. . . . . . (knowed)

Deryk Peters
01-11-2007, 10:11 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>LowSlow93Sol</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>You have to be from the country.<p>Besides I node you were right all along.<br>. . . . . . (knowed)</TD></TR></TABLE><p>lmao. Okay.

Landon Peters
01-11-2007, 10:33 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>LowSlow93Sol</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>You have to be from the country.<p>Besides I <b>node</b> you were right all along.<br>. . . . . . (knowed)</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Ha!

Bruce Banner
01-12-2007, 09:52 PM
good stuff