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Landon Peters
01-14-2007, 10:45 PM
I've always been curious. When you guys go to the bathroom, and you sit down. Are the pants at your ankles or middle of your thighs?<p>I always go middle of the thigh. I just feel to 'open' the other way.<p>What about the rest of you?

Deryk Peters
01-14-2007, 10:48 PM
Ankles is wierd. The person next to you could throw physical shit under neath the wall into your pants.

DIRT NASTY
01-14-2007, 10:49 PM
At home, ankles. I don't shit in public.

Landon Peters
01-14-2007, 10:50 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>desmarais</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">At home, ankles. I don't shit in public.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Worst case you do, hover style. y0

Major
01-14-2007, 10:51 PM
thighs if im in a stall or in public, ankles at home

Deryk Peters
01-14-2007, 10:53 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>desmarais</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">At home, ankles. I don't shit in public.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>I love shitting at work. "I don't get paid an extra dime, that's why I shit on company time."

DIRT NASTY
01-14-2007, 10:54 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Backk InTheDA</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Worst case you do, hover style. y0</TD></TR></TABLE>No way, I nest if I absolutley have to shit in public.

Landon Peters
01-14-2007, 10:54 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>desmarais</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">No way, I nest if I absolutley have to shit in public.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Lol, be sure to ask Stuart what he does if he has to use a bathroom in public <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0">

Deryk Peters
01-14-2007, 10:54 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>desmarais</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">No way, I nest if I absolutley have to shit in public.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Nest?

Deryk Peters
01-14-2007, 10:55 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Backk InTheDA</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>Lol, be sure to ask Stuart what he does if he has to use a bathroom in public <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>Yeah, I don't know this. You need to tell me.

DIRT NASTY
01-14-2007, 10:56 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>JDM-EJ1</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Nest?</TD></TR></TABLE>You use the toilet paper to put several layers on top of the toilet seat making sure none of the toilet seat comes in skin contact.

Deryk Peters
01-14-2007, 10:56 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>desmarais</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">You use the toilet paper to put several layers on top of the toilet seat making sure none of the toilet seat comes in skin contact.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>lmao. Okay. Yeah, I don't do that at my office. My entire tan ass touches the plastic seat.

Landon Peters
01-14-2007, 10:58 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>JDM-EJ1</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>Yeah, I don't know this. You need to tell me.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Spin around. Tag the roll of toilet paper. Intentionally go on the floor. Or my personal favorite. Drop your pants to your ankles while your standing at a urinal <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0">

Deryk Peters
01-14-2007, 10:58 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Backk InTheDA</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>Spin around. Tag the roll of toilet paper. Intentionally go on the floor. Or my personal favorite.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Yeah, I've been known to do that.

OEM
01-14-2007, 11:03 PM
Ankles. I also never shit in public restrooms.<p>I hate to even piss in a public restroom. I always get stage fright around people I don't know. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsad.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>

FeelGoodPT916
01-14-2007, 11:13 PM
Ankles every where I pop a squat. I like to let it aaalllll hang out.

The Droogan Leader
01-14-2007, 11:22 PM
Depends on the sleazyness of the bathroom. Shit smears on the wall? Thigh with extra seat coverings. House? Anywhere from ankles to naked.<p>Nordstroms bathroom FTW.

Stockton
01-15-2007, 12:34 AM
My are like at the knee.<p>Right below the knee so I can bend my legs freely but not all the down cause I don't want my pants possibly touching a public bathroom floor.<p>At home, I don't care.

usdm419
01-15-2007, 04:31 AM
are you guys men or girls??? geesh.<br>if i have to go i go.....and i'll let my shit out with no hesitation in a public bathroom. i don't know the other people in there so why do i give 2 shits what they think of me when all is said and done?

Nick
01-15-2007, 08:51 AM
Ankles.<p>Anyone else take their shirt off when they're taking the browns to the super bowl?

usdm419
01-15-2007, 08:52 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Newman</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Ankles.<p>Anyone else take their shirt off when they're taking the browns to the super bowl? </TD></TR></TABLE><p>wtf?<p>hhahahahhaa

The Droogan Leader
01-15-2007, 09:03 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Newman</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Ankles.<p>Anyone else take their shirt off when they're taking the browns to the super bowl? </TD></TR></TABLE><p>Like I said, at home anywhere from ankles to naked <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

Chuggy McGulperson
01-15-2007, 09:47 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>desmarais</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">You use the toilet paper to put several layers on top of the toilet seat making sure none of the toilet seat comes in skin contact.</TD></TR></TABLE><br>haha<p>never even thought of going to just the thighs. ankles here.<p>i hate shitting in public too, but sometimes you just can't help it. :X

neenjah
01-15-2007, 09:53 AM
ankles for sure<p>unless im in public or at work and some fuckstick manages to piss on the floor in the stall <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emhammer.gif" BORDER="0">

Joe
01-15-2007, 09:55 AM
I just take my pants all the way off. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

PLAGUED
01-15-2007, 10:28 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Joe</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I just take my pants all the way off. </TD></TR></TABLE><p>X2.<p>I hang them from the pants hook on the back of the door. Its a bitch when its on the front of the door. I dont like walking out with people looking at my package, and ass.. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1//smile/emcrook.gif" BORDER="0">

FeelGoodPT916
01-15-2007, 10:43 AM
This may be the very first time The ankles have been above the thighs !! Well... Unless you are having some crazy off the wall s3x.

neenjah
01-15-2007, 10:48 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Joe</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I just take my pants all the way off. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>I remember in elementary school when some of the tards used to still pull their pants to their ankles to take a piss in the urinal <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

ZER0
01-15-2007, 10:49 AM
Just to the knees. Home or public.

Joe
01-15-2007, 11:03 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>ucb</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>I remember in elementary school when some of the tards used to still pull their pants to their ankles to take a piss in the urinal <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>I take my pants off when I pee too. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

neenjah
01-15-2007, 12:00 PM
you're just an exhibitionist hippie thats why <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

Joe
01-15-2007, 12:05 PM
lol not really though. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

dacalac
01-15-2007, 12:10 PM
I'm an ankle person. I don't care where I'm at if I have to drop a load. As long as there is a semi-decent seat and I'm not ankle deep in shit I'll be fine.<p>I took a shit in the Philippines when I first got there and found out that there was no TP. I ended up using my underwear to wipe and going commando the rest of the day!

neenjah
01-15-2007, 12:14 PM
great save, that day will go down in man-history

usdm419
01-15-2007, 12:16 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>dacalac</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I'm an ankle person. I don't care where I'm at if I have to drop a load. As long as there is a semi-decent seat and I'm not ankle deep in shit I'll be fine.<p>I took a shit in the Philippines when I first got there and found out that there was no TP. I ended up using my underwear to wipe and going commando the rest of the day!</TD></TR></TABLE><p>done that before.....thats using the old noggin <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">

Lan
01-15-2007, 12:17 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>ucb</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">great save, that day will go down in man-history </TD></TR></TABLE><p>Maybe we should have a forum dedicated to the best man posts <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmileo.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">

dacalac
01-15-2007, 12:20 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Lan</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Maybe we should have a forum dedicated to the best man posts <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmileo.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>hahaha that would be hilarious.<p>"The Epitome of Manliness Forum" <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"><p>We can just quote other people or share stories that exemplify what it is to be a man.<p><IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

Lan
01-15-2007, 12:21 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>dacalac</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>hahaha that would be hilarious.<p>"The Epitome of Manliness Forum" <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"><p>We can just quote other people or share stories that exemplify what it is to be a man.<p><IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"></TD></TR></TABLE><p>Seriously, I think it's a good idea lol <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

usdm419
01-15-2007, 12:24 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Lan</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>Seriously, I think it's a good idea lol <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p><br>i agree <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>Historic events of the everyday MAN

DIRT NASTY
01-15-2007, 12:24 PM
I have a friend that was out hunting and had no TP to use and had to take a shit really bad so he just ripped off the front pocket on his hoodie to wipe with

neenjah
01-15-2007, 12:24 PM
that one can easily be the first post in tips and tricks<p>How to get out of having no TP after dropping a duke-by dalaclac

usdm419
01-15-2007, 12:27 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>desmarais</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I have a friend that was out hunting and had no TP to use and had to take a shit really bad so he just ripped off the front pocket on his hoodie to wipe with</TD></TR></TABLE><p><br>man i was out camping and i had to go so fucking bad but didn't have any ideal place to squat so i found this huge ass kncoked over tree (a log to drop a log on)....and i sat on the log and hung my ass over the other side and bombs away....or should i say napalm? that shit was such a huge pile its porbably still there to this day <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>i can already imagine a hunter walking by and saying to himself "holy shit, i wonder what size bear dropped that load!"

dacalac
01-15-2007, 12:56 PM
<A HREF="http://mensalmanac.com/zerothread?id=365" TARGET="_blank">http://mensalmanac.com/zerothread?id=365</A>

Sarge
01-15-2007, 01:18 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>dacalac</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><A HREF="http://mensalmanac.com/zerothread?id=365" TARGET="_blank">http://mensalmanac.com/zerothread?id=365</A></TD></TR></TABLE><p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmileo.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>I stick around the ankles unless the place is nasty then I hover. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

gazelle
01-15-2007, 05:44 PM
Thighs all the way, it just feels wrong dropping to the ankles...<p>Oh and my roommate takes his shirt off when dropping the kids off at the pool, lol

DIRT NASTY
01-15-2007, 05:45 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>puma</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Thighs all the way, it just feels wrong dropping to the ankles...<p>Oh and my roommate takes his shirt off when dropping the kids off at the pool, lol</TD></TR></TABLE>you'd be surprised at how much better it feels to

Omiro
01-16-2007, 05:59 PM
gonna have to go with the thighs. you never know what the bastard in the stall next to you will do...so i say pull up the pants quick then kick his ass!

Rednas
01-16-2007, 06:02 PM
I take them off and put them on the towel rack.

The Droogan Leader
01-16-2007, 09:31 PM
Seriously you guys, next time if you have a Nordstroms near you and you HAVE to shit in public, go there. You'll thank me later <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">

Landon Peters
01-16-2007, 09:38 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>The Droogan Leader</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Seriously you guys, next time if you have a Nordstroms near you and you HAVE to shit in public, go there. You'll thank me later <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>It's a nice store. I usually just venture through it to get to a&f though <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

The Droogan Leader
01-16-2007, 09:45 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Backk InTheDA</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>It's a nice store. I usually just venture through it to get to a&f though <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>The bathrooms are IMMACULATE. Cleaner then about 90% of my friends bathrooms. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

Landon Peters
01-16-2007, 09:47 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>The Droogan Leader</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>The bathrooms are IMMACULATE. Cleaner then about 90% of my friends bathrooms. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>Not after I get done with it <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0">

Senses Fail y0!
01-16-2007, 09:56 PM
anklez ftw <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">

The Droogan Leader
01-16-2007, 10:00 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Backk InTheDA</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>Not after I get done with it <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>LOL<p>That reminds of a pretty funny story. Gather round folks!<p>When I was younger, my dad and I were shopping around downtown, when suddenly, he had rumbling. He started saying "Oh god, we gotta find a bathroom, it's about to get ugly." We quickly run around and the nearest place we could find was a Macy's. We dart in and he quickly finds the bathroom. When he comes back he tells me how he utterly punished the toilet. Apparently, he was about to burst and couldn't quite aim towards the bowl in time, and he could only describe it as a "shotgun blast".<p>We leave Macy's and do some more shopping. We decided later to head back into Macy's to pass through to the parking garage, and low and behold, there is a yellow caution sign infront of the bathroom and the door has a "Out of Service" sign hanging from it.<p>From then on, it is always referred to in my family as the "Macy's Incident". <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

Landon Peters
01-16-2007, 10:14 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>The Droogan Leader</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>LOL<p>That reminds of a pretty funny story. Gather round folks!<p>When I was younger, my dad and I were shopping around downtown, when suddenly, he had rumbling. He started saying "Oh god, we gotta find a bathroom, it's about to get ugly." We quickly run around and the nearest place we could find was a Macy's. We dart in and he quickly finds the bathroom. When he comes back he tells me how he utterly punished the toilet. Apparently, he was about to burst and couldn't quite aim towards the bowl in time, and he could only describe it as a "shotgun blast".<p>We leave Macy's and do some more shopping. We decided later to head back into Macy's to pass through to the parking garage, and low and behold, there is a yellow caution sign infront of the bathroom and the door has a "Out of Service" sign hanging from it.<p>From then on, it is always referred to in my family as the "Macy's Incident". <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"></TD></TR></TABLE><p>LMFAO!!!1! OMFG!!<br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>I'm rolling over here!

Deryk Peters
01-16-2007, 10:15 PM
^^^^<p><FONT SIZE="8">LMFAO!</FONT>

-Todd-
01-17-2007, 04:20 PM
Thighs, I dont want to see my skinny legs.

Major
01-17-2007, 04:29 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>desmarais</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I have a friend that was out hunting and had no TP to use and had to take a shit really bad so he just ripped off the front pocket on his hoodie to wipe with</TD></TR></TABLE><p>thats happened to me plenty of times<p>heres a tip to avoid having to sit on a log and possibly have a tick or whatever else make its home in your orifices...<p>1. find two small trees (3"-4" in diameter)<br>2. they need to be about 2-3ft apart<br>3. drop your drawers<br>4. grab both trees, one in each hand <br>5. position yourself in a sitting stance, as if you were sitting in an invisible chair<br>6. let the good times roll<p>ive had to use leaves to wipe on plenty of occasions, luckily im enough of an outdoorsman to know what leaves NOT to use (ie poison ivy, oak, or sumac). also, the green, fluffy, dried out moss does a good job too, but is hard to find depending on the area of the country you are in.

Deryk Peters
01-17-2007, 04:38 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>MajorPayne</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">ive had to use leaves to wipe on plenty of occasions, luckily im enough of an outdoorsman to know what leaves NOT to use (ie poison ivy, oak, or sumac). also, the green, fluffy, dried out moss does a good job too, but is hard to find depending on the area of the country you are in.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Honestly man, if I was in that situation I would hope for a clean break. There is no way I'd ever wipe with anything other that toilet paper.

Landon Peters
01-17-2007, 04:41 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>JDM-EJ1</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>Honestly man, if I was in that situation I would hope for a clean break. There is no way I'd ever wipe with anything other that toilet paper.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Why even bother wiping period?

Major
01-17-2007, 04:44 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>JDM-EJ1</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>Honestly man, if I was in that situation I would hope for a clean break. There is no way I'd ever wipe with anything other that toilet paper.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>well you cant bet on a clean break...so i guess you shouldnt go out into the wilderness unless you can bring enough TP with you to last <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

Deryk Peters
01-17-2007, 04:47 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>MajorPayne</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>well you cant bet on a clean break...so i guess you shouldnt go out into the wilderness unless you can bring enough TP with you to last <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>Yeah, I don't remember the last time I was out in the 'wilderness'. I'm not a very outdoors type of person, so hopefully I'll never have to worry about this.

neenjah
01-17-2007, 04:48 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>JDM-EJ1</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>Honestly man, if I was in that situation I would hope for a clean break. There is no way I'd ever wipe with anything other that toilet paper.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>pfff..ive used socks, ass-gaskets, towels, etc <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">

Rednas
01-17-2007, 05:39 PM
I guess im weird but I do not shit anywhere other than at home. no matter how bad I need to go I just hold it until I get home. I have and always have had this thing about it. But when it comes to peeing I will pee in places bums dont even dare to.

iH8RICERZ
01-17-2007, 05:43 PM
right below the knew...then spread my legs to keep them up in that area......if i let my pants fall down to my ankles, it then rests on the floor, which isn't the cleanest area, around the toilet bowl that is.

usdm419
01-18-2007, 11:51 AM
i've had to use somebody's washcloth once and i just buried it deep in their trash can. but you can't blame me...how are you going to have guests over and no tp??<br>i did the usual look under the sink for some, but to no avail....and i wasn't about to peek my head out and ask people i hardly knew where they hid their stash at.

Joe
01-18-2007, 01:08 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>ucb</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>pfff..ive used socks, ass-gaskets, towels, etc <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>I too have sacrificed a sock or two in my day. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/set1/smile/emsmilep.gif" BORDER="0">